Tushy turizam dovodi do analnog jebanja sa strancem

My last visit to Europe? Nothing to write home about. The Eiffel Tower looked puny by my standards, and the live sex show in Amsterdam? Totally choreographed.

That smile on the Mona Lisa? It's because she's tricked so many tourists into a tiny room together.

I was beginning to worry that a life of adventure had desensitised me completely. So, I was determined to make this trip different.

I was going to wander from the beaten path and find some locals who could show me something that would stir me to my core.

Instead, I found Kai, a fellow tourist.